A very Grimm fairytale...
Witchy Poo has always had bad taste in men. So bad that she has to do away with them at the end of their relationship. She feels that she is now doing a great service by ridding the world of these terrible men. She has also kept them around as reminder and a deterrent to other men, which never works.
Meet Tom, He was a gambler who thought he owned Witchy Poo. Not so Tom! Now she owns you!
And Dick, he was a thieving rascal, who tried to "borrow" Witchy Poo's car. Enough said.
And Harry. He was an interesting character. He thought he was some sort of royalty, and expected to treated as such. What a pain he was, but not any more!
Charlie and Bob. These 2 were more like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. Witchy Poo just felt that living was too rough on them and so she sent them to a better place.
So be careful not to get mixed up with Witchy Poo, specially if you're a bad man. She has no patience for evil.